What’s new in the gray market. Satire ships weekly-ish.
2026.7.23a
X Feed goes feral
• Market tickers under every post so intel actually means money
• Filter the feed for your city, stash tickers, and dox hits
• Live Turbo inserts when new posts land
• Rumors vs confirmed — pay for receipts or dunk to debunk
• Quote/reply threads that escalate one scandal
• Rep-based dox/ratio energy (fame is a skill issue)
• New accounts: DivorceAttorneyAlpha, BACWaterSommelier, AirportHiltonPlug, and friends
• Polls, Spaces recaps, screenshot threads, deleted-reposts
• Travel intel leaks about your destination while you're still on the Greyhound
• This changelog page, because patch notes are content
2026.7.23
Launch + Greyhound physics
• Peptide Wars goes live on peptidewars.xyz
• 4× game clock that actually ticks (and resyncs)
• Travel waits compressed so LA→Austin is minutes, not a workday